My attempt at filling up the tank with diesel during my lunch break.

1. 2 miles away
2. Crash across the street so rubber neckers were stopping
3. 2 of the 3 diesel pumps were closed for service
4. A dump truck was ahead of me with a 100 gallon tank
5. The WalMart App made me sign in again so I could login to get 10 cents off a gallon
6. The pump failed to authorize 3 times
7. Amex called me about fraud
8. Finally, it worked and 7-11 was out of taquitos which is the ENTIRE REASON I WAS GOING!